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10 Ideas for Make Benefit of Polaroid Musicians

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"The 10 Kommandments"--complete with the original logic of "The 10 Commandments."

I. Hylia is not an aisle, but an isle.
II. Thou shalt not song before dance.
III. "Future Sailors" will be an athletic hit in the year 20xx, and Crystal Castles will remix it.
IV. Relm Arrowny of Thamasa will front R.E.O. in the same year aforementioned, and henceforth the latter shall be called R.E.L.M. Speedwagon, and Strago will be the band manager.
V. 'The' before 'End' but not after 'C'.
VI. Rulers will have not King or Caesar appended to their names, but Claus.
VII. DJ Jazzy Jeff shall score the nation's soundtrack, but excluding the national anthem.
VIII. Thou shalt not worship any God before thee but Androgynous Banana.
IX. All big black cock sissy faggot hypnotism queer training video module units shall undergo extensive internal review before publishing by the Ministry of Cuckolds.
X. Thou shalt not commit adultery.

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from Androgynous Bananas, released April 3, 2016

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